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It was a cold winter for Gepetto.

And now, for a rebuttal.

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

Pinocchio's plastic surgeon.

'...Of course I will, Norman, as if I'd leave you off.'

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

"So, Angela... You and me...we should..get together."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'And this is the pressure point for your nose.'

Mmpf Mfggle...

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Snake charmer puppet.

'Well, I have to say, I thought the first invaders from space would be a lot scarier than that!

Pinocchio Solves The Lying Thing

Puppet Smut

'I remember when I was high right-hand man.'

Donald Trump's White House as Puppet Show.

'There were those who said 'Killer Carson' wasn't taking this fight seriously...'

A typical day in sock puppet land.

Vomiting Dummy

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'He does.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"