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A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Ventriloquist Grave

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

And now, for a rebuttal.

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'Are you hiding something from me? Is there someone else?'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"It's not easy being green…"

Writer Puppet

"She said don't forget the straw."

Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'