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Harry Sotter

Pinocchio Acupuncture.

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Ventriloquist Grave

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Pubertry

'Are you hiding something from me? Is there someone else?'

"She said don't forget the straw."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'