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"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

Punch and Judaism are those sausages, pork?, pork schmork already!

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'Sheep striptease'.

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

And now, for a rebuttal.

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'Are you hiding something from me? Is there someone else?'

"She said don't forget the straw."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'