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Ventriloquists dummy.

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"How about a hand."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Ventriloquist Grave

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

And now, for a rebuttal.

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'I know, but he's a genius.'