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"National security team: we're in crisis. How do we end this Stormy Daniels story once and for all?"

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"How about a hand."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

And now, for a rebuttal.

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"She said don't forget the straw."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'