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People vs. Talky

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Orchestra.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"How about a hand."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

'That's interesting Larry, but most people just use a flipchart to express their ideas.'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.

'A room with double beds, please.'

Painter's muse

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"His words, not mine."

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"Whoa, too much information!"

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

"Who would like to discuss the concept of free will?"

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

A Dummy Corporation.

'It's microsurgery. My associate will be performing the procedure.'

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."