Office Puppet Master T-Shirts

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"How about a hand."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

'That's interesting Larry, but most people just use a flipchart to express their ideas.'

'Can I get another second opinion?'

"His words, not mine."

'A room with double beds, please.'

"Whoa, too much information!"

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

"Who would like to discuss the concept of free will?"

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

A Dummy Corporation.

'It's microsurgery. My associate will be performing the procedure.'

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."