Office Puppet Master Gifts

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"How about a hand."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'That's interesting Larry, but most people just use a flipchart to express their ideas.'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

'A room with double beds, please.'

"His words, not mine."

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

"Whoa, too much information!"

'Can I get another second opinion?'

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

"Who would like to discuss the concept of free will?"

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

A Dummy Corporation.

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

'It's microsurgery. My associate will be performing the procedure.'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.