Puppet Master In Training Gifts

'This hand puppet is ambidextrous. It can be used on either hand.'

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Sock Puppet in Literature

'He does.'

"How about a hand."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Ventriloquist Grave

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

"She said don't forget the straw."

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'I know, but he's a genius.'