Puppet Maestro Gifts

Hand Puppet Strip Club

People vs. Talky

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Orchestra.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"How about a hand."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'That's interesting Larry, but most people just use a flipchart to express their ideas.'

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.

"His words, not mine."

"Whoa, too much information!"

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

'A room with double beds, please.'

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

Painter's muse

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

"Who would like to discuss the concept of free will?"

'It's microsurgery. My associate will be performing the procedure.'