Puppet Master Gifts

'I tell you, the guy's a total control freak!'

'I tell you, the guy's a total control freak!'

'That's interesting Larry, but most people just use a flipchart to express their ideas.'

Bored at the City Morgue.

'And this is Uncle Bob, who will be chairing all meetings between the Union and management.'

"Who would like to discuss the concept of free will?"

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'It's microsurgery. My associate will be performing the procedure.'

Man on corner near theatre has puppets and does 'Sneak Previews' for money,

Look! It's the invisible man!!

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

'Believe me, I have plenty of experience with cases like yours.'

'I'm sorry, sir - you'll have to get somebody else as a guarantor.'

"It wasn't a cooking accident. I think he's trying to kill me."

Who's in charge?

'Glease accept this undisguised donation.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

A Dummy Corporation.

Punch, Judy and Socky

"Your vision isn't great. I'm going to recommend getting buttons."

Puppet Audience

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

"Very funny, doc, but don't you think I should have some medicine?"

'Tell him we just want rid of the rabbits, we don't need a puppet show thank you very much.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Strange how more comfortable I feel, speaking through a puppet!'

'I can't keep stalling. How much longer until the Powerpoint is ready?'

"One ventriloquist dummy on trial for murder and we believe you had a hand in it."

'OK! I'LL talk!'

"Make it a triple!"

"And finally. . . some random a*****e."

"Listen, buddy, you'll start talkin' when Jimmy The Hand gets a hold of ya."

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

"Mr. Happy wants to remind us that tragedy plus time equals comedy."

"Think again. Is this perhaps how it really happened?"