Puppet Master Pillows

'That's interesting Larry, but most people just use a flipchart to express their ideas.'

'And this is Uncle Bob, who will be chairing all meetings between the Union and management.'

Bored at the City Morgue.

"Who would like to discuss the concept of free will?"

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Punch, Judy and Socky

Puppet Audience

"Very funny, doc, but don't you think I should have some medicine?"

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

'It's microsurgery. My associate will be performing the procedure.'

Man on corner near theatre has puppets and does 'Sneak Previews' for money,

'Believe me, I have plenty of experience with cases like yours.'

'Glease accept this undisguised donation.'

A Dummy Corporation.

'Tell him we just want rid of the rabbits, we don't need a puppet show thank you very much.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'I'm sorry, sir - you'll have to get somebody else as a guarantor.'

Who's in charge?

"Your vision isn't great. I'm going to recommend getting buttons."

"It wasn't a cooking accident. I think he's trying to kill me."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"O.K. Keep him talking."

"Mr. Happy wants to remind us that tragedy plus time equals comedy."

"His drink, the nut bowl and his bank account are all empty."

"This is my dominant hand."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And finally. . . some random a*****e."

"Listen, buddy, you'll start talkin' when Jimmy The Hand gets a hold of ya."

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

"Think again. Is this perhaps how it really happened?"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

A group of puppeteers discussing sick leave

Punch in the churchyard

"One ventriloquist dummy on trial for murder and we believe you had a hand in it."

'Strange how more comfortable I feel, speaking through a puppet!'