Puppet Master In Training Pillows

'This hand puppet is ambidextrous. It can be used on either hand.'

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'He does.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"How about a hand."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"She said don't forget the straw."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."