Puppet Master Fan Gifts

Ferguson winds up Wenger

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Sock Puppet in Literature

'He does.'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"How about a hand."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

And now, for a rebuttal.

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

"I told you we should have had separate trials."