Puppet Masters Gifts

Pigeon Master

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'He does.'

"How about a hand."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

Finger puppets in church.

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Ventriloquist Audition

"She said don't forget the straw."