Puppet Master Enthusiast Prints

"National security team: we're in crisis. How do we end this Stormy Daniels story once and for all?"

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"How about a hand."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Ventriloquist Grave

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"She said don't forget the straw."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'