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'I thought you said they had a celebrity chef.'

Punch and Judy on Ice.

"It's political correctness gone mad if you ask me."

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

'The threat of mutiny arises on Leif Ericson's longship'

'Rolf Spritzer here covering the election campaigns.....'

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

And now, for a rebuttal.

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

"She said don't forget the straw."