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'I thought you said they had a celebrity chef.'

Punch and Judy on Ice.

"It's political correctness gone mad if you ask me."

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

'The threat of mutiny arises on Leif Ericson's longship'

'Rolf Spritzer here covering the election campaigns.....'

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'He does.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"She said don't forget the straw."