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It was a cold winter for Gepetto.

And now, for a rebuttal.

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

Pinocchio's plastic surgeon.

'Sox' Ed

'...Of course I will, Norman, as if I'd leave you off.'

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

"So, Angela... You and me...we should..get together."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'And this is the pressure point for your nose.'

Mmpf Mfggle...

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Snake charmer puppet.

'Well, I have to say, I thought the first invaders from space would be a lot scarier than that!

Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

Pinocchio Solves The Lying Thing

Puppet Smut

'I remember when I was high right-hand man.'

Donald Trump's White House as Puppet Show.

'There were those who said 'Killer Carson' wasn't taking this fight seriously...'

A typical day in sock puppet land.

Vomiting Dummy

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."