Puppet Enthusiasts Gifts

'Of course, Mr. Handley here is the one who does all the hiring and firing.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

Pubertry

Axel, do you think if I wish hard enough, my little wooden friend will become a real boy like Pinocchio? I think you should ask Geppetto that question when you meet him in the insane asylum.

"....I never feel truly alive until someone sticks their hand up my butt."

'There must be some confusion-I asked for a 'fingerprints' expert.'

'Are you able to adapt to unusual situations?'

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

"Termite spray, stat!"

Christmas with the Sock Puppets

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

And now, for a rebuttal.

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'