Puppet Show Enthusiast Gifts

Before Powerpoint.

Ventriloquist throwing his/her voice to confuse someone knocking on his/her door.

Hooligans at a Punch and Judy show.

'This is the way to do it.'

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

'I want another baby for you to batter.'

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'It's not the same since he did that anger management course.'

Judy waits for Punch to finish his brunch

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Ventriloquist Grave

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

Writer Puppet