The Muppets Gifts

'I dreamed last night that I was Big Bird and you were Kermit.'

Leslie Caron.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Finger puppets in church.

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Ventriloquist Audition

"It's not easy being green…"

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'Of course, Mr. Handley here is the one who does all the hiring and firing.'

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

'A room with double beds, please.'

Johann Sebastian Bark.

'I think it's some kind of power point presentation.'

Pastor of Muppets

'It needs more barrel again, and believe me, I know - I used to be one.'

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

'It's microsurgery. My associate will be performing the procedure.'

'This is the way to do it.'

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Nudist Beach for Muppets

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

Ventriloquist with face mask

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

Pigeon Master