The Muppets Gifts

'I dreamed last night that I was Big Bird and you were Kermit.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Finger puppets in church.

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Ventriloquist Audition

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"It's not easy being green…"

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

'Of course, Mr. Handley here is the one who does all the hiring and firing.'

Johann Sebastian Bark.

Pastor of Muppets

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

'It needs more barrel again, and believe me, I know - I used to be one.'

'It's microsurgery. My associate will be performing the procedure.'

'This is the way to do it.'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Ventriloquist with face mask

Pigeon Master

'I'm afraid you have dry rot.'