Muppets Fan Prints

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

"It's not easy being green…"

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Pastor of Muppets

'I thought you said they had a celebrity chef.'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

Apple Kiss

Mummy Mousehole

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'Your puppet is suing you for harassment.'

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

Octopus Shadow Puppets

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

Phantom of the Punch and Judy Show

"Everything's more fun with Muppets!"

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

"It helps me unwind of an evening."

'Whoa, whoa, buddy, we don't serve no pickled eggs here.'

'It must be your glands or something -- your tests indicate that you're turning into a giant Muppet.'