Musketeer Fan Prints

'We're 'musketeers', Dartagnian! That's M...u...s..' (Dartagnian has on mouse ears.)

"Onesie for all and all for onesie."

Wotan with eye patch

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

A man washing a mascot costume

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"That's our new church mascot."

Zombie pet tricks.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Halloween Selfie

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"Well, we got the grant."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.