
"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."
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"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."
Love a Mutt
"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."
"The suit - it's rejecting your body."
"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."
He loves the water.
Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.
"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"
"Will she know what this is in reference to?"
"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"
"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."
Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.
'Hey, guys, no 'one for all' tonight.'
Now we wait for the show to begin!
'Why good dogs go bad.'
"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."
Alexandre Dumas
'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'
"You must be the only person in the country who doesn't want to know what those meerkats are advertising."
'It's a girl!'
"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"
The Three Chocolatiers.
History's first wake-up call.
Sign on the door at Karate School.
'We're 'musketeers', Dartagnian! That's M...u...s..' (Dartagnian has on mouse ears.)
"So that's All for One and One for All, except our health insurance, which is Every Man for Himself."
Pandora's Fax.
"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"
I thought we came from that way. Are you sure there's no South Star? I told you we should have asked Mary for directions. The three wise men on their way home.
'We find the defendant G-U-I-L-T-Y.'
"The mice always do 'The Nutcracker' this time of year."
Martial arts man breaks chair when sitting down.
'Toupee !!'
"Wake up, Gustav! Hey! Wake up!"
Two fencers using selfie sticks as foils
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