Modern Musketeer Gifts

Two fencers using selfie sticks as foils

"Well....I could've done this!"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

Alexandre Dumas

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

'Hey, guys, no 'one for all' tonight.'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

The sword or the briefcase in the stone

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

I.R.S. - Donate your tax refund to 'adopt a city'.

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

Airport Joust.

"Your training begins just as it did with the masters of old... with positive affirmations and five minutes of low-impact cardio."

Little Bo-Peep searching for her sheep.

The Three Chocolatiers.

Why there aren't so many poem writing business men...

"So that's All for One and One for All, except our health insurance, which is Every Man for Himself."

"Honey, I've got to get going, I'm still searching for the forest."

"Look, you've been great. It's just that we'd like to start seeing other marriage counsellors."

"Let's skip the whistling. Just mail me on www.comeby.co.uk."

Freak Show

"This is a piece of crap."