Musical Musketeers Gifts

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

A Symphony of Penguins

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Cow Show Tunes

Orchestra.

Double Bass

'Play it again, Sam.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Drummer

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Violin family at Christmas

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

I love Marimba

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Music Freak.

Nick Cave.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Air Sitar.

Piano Bar

Cowpunk

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"The big challenge now is to get them to mate in captivity."

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

Guitar emergency.

Cats play the double bass

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'