Musical Knight Gifts

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Musical Fight

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

"I need a motion and a second for slaying dragons."

The sword or the briefcase in the stone

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'Look at this baby, just in from Italy. You'll have to fight off the chicks, Man.'

Airport Joust.

Violin Pipe

Gangster shoots musical notes.

Hand holding a cellphone rises up from the pool of a fountain

'Go invade Japan and bring me back a Suzuki violin instructor.'

"Fish and chips are off!"

'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'

Lady of the Lake Holds Swiss Knife

Monk with accordion hidden in his robes.

'Do you have to advertise the fact I'm new at the game?'