Musical Knight Pillows

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Musical Fight

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Poetry Knight

Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

"I need a motion and a second for slaying dragons."

The sword or the briefcase in the stone

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

But what is the sound of one hand clapping for one hand playing air guitar and one hand playing air drums?

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'Look at this baby, just in from Italy. You'll have to fight off the chicks, Man.'

Violin Pipe

Airport Joust.

"Fish and chips are off!"

'Go invade Japan and bring me back a Suzuki violin instructor.'

Computer in the Stone.

Gangster shoots musical notes.

A quest for the hold grail on eBay lacks the old sense of romance and adventure.

No damsels, but now we know who's been taking the Amazon packages off our porch.

Hand holding a cellphone rises up from the pool of a fountain

'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'

Lady of the Lake Holds Swiss Knife

Monk with accordion hidden in his robes.