Financial Knight Pillows

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Why markets crash.

Super Student

Soaring Profits

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Business News.

'Wait a minute....!

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

"..and if the chairman rings, find out who he is."

"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."

I love being right.

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

'Money, I'm home!'