Office Knight Pillows

'My name is John and I'm a workaholic!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Super Student

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Work Slave

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

In - Out - Pending.

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'