Kitchen Knight Pillows

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

Toastquest!

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

"And here is our man for all seasonings."

Counting ribs

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Knights of the bedside table.

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Husband bakes a pie

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Gigot de sept heures."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Will work for Food Network.

A butcher and his apprentice.

"More helium."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

Murderous Chef

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."