Kitchen Kingpin Pillows

Will work for Food Network.

"Like you, mom, I never waste leftover. Want some pizza slice, meatloaf hunk, chicken salad soup?"

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Whisk

Counting ribs

Lemonade Inc.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Toastquest!

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

Paul Bocuse caricature

Murderous Chef

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"