King Of The Kitchen Pillows

'It's blueberry...Blackbirds are out of season.'

Counting ribs

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

Will work for Food Network.

An angry barbecue.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

Paul Bocuse caricature

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

Murderous Chef

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"Your mom's a very special person."

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

'My compliments to mummy.'

"Hey, honey. Are we ona diet again?"

'Someone's in the kitcehn with Din-ah, someone's in the kitcehn I kno-o-o-ow...'

'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...'

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

'My favorite kitchen tool will always be the old fashioned fork moving automatically to my mouth!'