King Of The Kitchen Pillows

'It's blueberry...Blackbirds are out of season.'

Counting ribs

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

Will work for Food Network.

An angry barbecue.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

Murderous Chef

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Your mom's a very special person."

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

'Someone's in the kitcehn with Din-ah, someone's in the kitcehn I kno-o-o-ow...'

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

'My compliments to mummy.'

"Hey, honey. Are we ona diet again?"

'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...'

'My favorite kitchen tool will always be the old fashioned fork moving automatically to my mouth!'

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."