Culinary King Pillows

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

'When life gives you eggs make a frittata.'

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Soup of the month.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Garden.

Canape?

Too much cilantro

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Holiday Supplies

I love Cannelloni

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

In the DNA Kitchen

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

You're the icing on my cupcake!

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Sweet surprise.

"Please don't kill me."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

Am Awful Crammer.

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"