Culinary King Gifts

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

'When life gives you eggs make a frittata.'

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Soup of the month.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Garden.

Too much cilantro

Canape?

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Holiday Supplies

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

I love Cannelloni

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

In the DNA Kitchen

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Please don't kill me."

Sweet surprise.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

Am Awful Crammer.

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"