Culinary Champ Gifts

'One more fish, Alice, and you'll be able to use the old frying pan.'

Come dine with me!

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Tension filled the tent.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Tzatzikicicle

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"It'll never be ready in time."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

Spatula Conductor

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

Artist and chiken

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'