Culinary Contender Gifts

I can't take your criticism any more - spoil you own dinner.

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Too much cilantro

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

Pizza Fencing

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

"Come on, let me see the picture."

'Well, I'm sorry. But your mother criticized my chicken casserole one too many times.'