Culinary Contest Enthusiast Gifts

Thanksgiving Smackdown

Come dine with me!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Tension filled the tent.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'I was in the catering corps.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Room for dessert, folks?"

Feast

The Perfect Foil

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Cookery Lesson.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

The perfect man