Food Challenge Enthusiast Gifts

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

Tension filled the tent.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Pig Cheese

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

"Everything bagel?"

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

"Come on, let me see the picture."

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

"How come we have so many cookery books cluttering up the kitchen?...I mean, you obviously don't read any of them."

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

"If mashed potatoes are a comfort food, does that make broccoli an uncomfortable food?"

"The recipe? From shutupandeatit.com"

'Whatever this was, the reconditioning hasn't done it any good.'

"We should settle this in the kitchen."