Food Challenge Enthusiast Pillows

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

Tension filled the tent.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

Pig Cheese

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

"Everything bagel?"

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

"Come on, let me see the picture."

"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."

"How come we have so many cookery books cluttering up the kitchen?...I mean, you obviously don't read any of them."

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

'Dinner.'

Donut Eating Contest

"If mashed potatoes are a comfort food, does that make broccoli an uncomfortable food?"