Food Challenge Lover Pillows

"Everything bagel?"

'Your French dip, sir.'

Tension filled the tent.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

"George often brings his work home with him."