Food Challenge Fan Pillows

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Tension filled the tent.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Now that's art!"

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

Pig Cheese

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'MILK FIGHT!'

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

A waiter warning the cook about certain customers

Capturing a Cook

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."