Food Challenger Pillows

'Keep your eyes straight ahead and you can make it!'

Come dine with me!

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Pig Cheese

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'How's the curry?.'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.