Food Challenger T-Shirts

'Keep your eyes straight ahead and you can make it!'

Come dine with me!

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

Pig Cheese

'How's the curry?.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.