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'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Tension filled the tent.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'Look at it this way. The Dow gained 20% or more in the last three years. That's good. You gained 20 pounds or more in the last three years. That's bad.'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

The cake diet.

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

'How is the new diet going?'

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'