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'Good luck. That patch is designed to help you stick to your diet.'

The cake diet.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Tension filled the tent.

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"I'm a monster."

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'Look at it this way. The Dow gained 20% or more in the last three years. That's good. You gained 20 pounds or more in the last three years. That's bad.'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."