Diet Challengers Pillows

'Good luck. That patch is designed to help you stick to your diet.'

The cake diet.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Tension filled the tent.

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"I'm a monster."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Look at it this way. The Dow gained 20% or more in the last three years. That's good. You gained 20 pounds or more in the last three years. That's bad.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'