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"We should settle this in the kitchen."

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

The cake diet.

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.