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"God, Maria, when are you going to learn to cook!"

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Too much cilantro

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Anti-inflammation recipes

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

Pizza Fencing